AMY WINEHOUSE MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Amy Winehouse may be arrested after allegedly attacking two men while out on a “wild drug-fuelled bender.”

The attack is what got her in trouble. Of course it is not llegal in England for a celebrity to go on a wild drug-fueled bender, as the unjailed status of Keith Richards demonstrates.

"She was later seen smoking drugs in the street, walked into a lamppost, and riled a cabbie by paying only HALF her promised fare home. An onlooker said: “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs’.”

Well, nobody can accuse her of being disingenuous, but I still have my doubts that she's taking drugs. The wisdom of Jimmy Carter has taught me to assume the best of everyone.