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"Well, in a stunning announcement, Pennyslvania Senator Bob Casey Jr., who had said he would remain neutral, because he's a Democrat, has endorsed Barack Obama. He said he endorsed because of his four young daughters told him they wanted Barack for president. It also explains his choice for vice president -- Hannah Montana" --Jay Leno

"Here's a sure sign that it's spring time in New York City. This weekend Eliot Spitzer spent the entire weekend with a girl named Robin." --David Letterman

"This weekend, Bill Clinton said Hillary should not drop out of the presidential race. When asked why, Bill said, 'Because then she'd come home.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Barack Obama, of course, in the news. This weekend, Senator Barack Obama tried bowling. And his bowling score was a very low 37 -- terrible score. Afterwards, Obama told reporters, 'That's it, no more white guy sports for me." And he canceled his weekend at Hockey Camp." --Conan O'Brien.