'Weed man' bagged - Annapolis - (HometownAnnapolis.com)

"While police were arresting Mr. Greene, his cell phone rang, and the caller ID said it was 'Zack the Weed Man' calling."

Which reminds me of a story. When I was working as a training director in Florida, our company's controller talked me into taking him to lunch at a strip joint. All well and good, because the burgers were good and the prices were low, but my credit card statement eventually arrived and it read something like "Bottomless Joe Sleazy's Illicit Lapdancing Club." I expected it to say something like "Entercom, Inc.", or possibly "Joe's JuicyBurger." The real name just did not work out, neither with my boss nor my wife. Needless to say, I did not return to see Mr. Sleazy again.

Well, OK, maybe I did. But not on my expense account.

And I paid cash.

The moral of the story: check to see what appears on the credit card, and on the "caller ID" text. Something tells me that Zack the Weed Man may be the son of Bottomless Joe Sleazy.