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Bush Acknowledges Existence Of Carbon Dioxide

"Many of those whom Bush has long considered to be his most loyal followers, however, have expressed disappointment with the development.'There is nothing about any carbon dioxide in the Bible,' said Rev. Luke Hatfield of Christchurch Ministries in Topeka, KS. 'What's next? Claims that so-called fossil fuels come from mythical creatures like dinosaurs? This has been a sad step backward for our nation.'"