SELMA BLAIR IS CONFUSING ME - What Would Tyler Durden Do

"SELMA BLAIR IS CONFUSING ME"

"I truly don’t understand how Selma Blair is doing any of this. I think it might be magic. Every one of these pictures, of her yesterday in Manhattan, is nothing less than an attack that mocks my understanding of the physical world. For starters, she’s clearly wearing a see thru shirt, yet I can't see her tits. Secondly, I can’t even begin to imagine how she got her leg into this position. That’s what people look like after they fall out of a plane, not when they’re just standing on the corner. I also don’t get why she’s unbuttoning her shirt in a crowd, or how she gets her hair to do this. It looks like hair that you would snap onto a Lego character."