McCain Camp Knocks Down Enquirer's Palin Rumor - From The Road

McCain Camp Knocks Down Enquirer's Alleged Palin Affair

"The allegations contained on the cover of the National Enquirer insinuating that Gov. Palin had an extramarital affair are categorically false."

Following the Clinton Rule, it doesn't count as an affair if she only blew him, so the Enquirer will have to prove full vaginal penetration to establish their argument. (Not sure if anal counts.)