Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Scandals: Australia Up in Arms Over Nicole Kidman Blowing

Australians object to Nicole Kidman's blowing in public
If they hate it when she blows, it's a good thing they never saw Far and Away.

"What follows, we imagine, is something akin to how David Lynch might interpret the wedding night between Kidman and Tom Cruise: lots of giggling, tentative blowing, and an uncomfortable man in a three-piece suit dancing on one foot."

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