iowahawk: Heathrow Police Nab Five In Gay Joke Ring Sting

iowahawk: Heathrow Police Nab Five In Gay Joke Ring Sting

""Unfortunately the recent legislation in Parliament has failed to stem the tide in international homosexual joke smuggling," said Green, who added that Customs has increased wisecrack interdiction efforts at British airports and harbors. PM Gordon Brown recently announced funding for high-speed Coast Guard interceptor boats to battle an influx of pansy puns from Germany along the North Sea's notorious 'Backdoor Alley' derogatory gay joke shipping lanes. A separate front in the war against jokes has been aimed at combating trafficking from Columbia's notorious Puto Cartel."

iowahawk's erudite prose is ridiculing some new British Nanny State legislation: "This Government, though, seems determined to abolish freedom of speech. It has made it a criminal offence to incite religious or racial hatred and, as of last year, there is also an offence on the statute book (but not yet in force) of inciting hatred based on sexual orientation. If this legislative trend continues, telling someone you don't like their slacks could soon land you in the slammer." (Story here.