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"God is taking calls. Dutch artist Johan van der Dong has set up a local telephone number in the Netherlands, where he urges people to leave messages for God on his answering machine"

Wait a minute. We know God can't actually be out because He's everywhere. So if I get His machine that just means He's screening out my calls. That can't be good.

On the other hand, if God is out, I want to be where that phone is. The one place in the universe where God is NOT - that's where I want to take my dates.