Thursday, June 04, 2009

Our long national nightmare is over: "Gianna Michaels and Ava Rose both perform the first anal scenes of their careers in the critically acclaimed Big Wet Asses 15."

"Rose gets anally initiated with perennial pro Mr Pete."

I can't wait to see how they resolve the spine-tingling, nail-biter at the end of Big Wet Asses 14. It seems that Hand Job Solo was frozen in carbonite!

They don't mention the names of the specific critics who have "acclaimed" the Big Wet Asses series. I'm guessing that Roger Ebert is not among them. Maybe Gene Shalit?

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