"The flaw in the Academy’s plan is that it doesn’t go far enough. It should forget about following the lead of major league sports and check out the example set by pee-wee athletics. Give everybody a trophy."
"Why have one broad best picture category? Embrace the different genres! Let’s see nominations for Best Romantic Comedy or Best Action/Adventure. What the hell, take out the old ginzu and chop them up into even more sub-genres: Best Film Based On A Toy or Confectionary Product. Best Pseudo-Indie Film For Jerkoff Posers. Best Urban Dance/Cheerleading Movie With A Hot White Chick In The Lead Role."
"Moviegoers like me will have an excuse for the films we subject our girlfriends to. (Don’t blame me, sweetheart. After all, Paul Blart did get six Oscar nominations.)"
Saturday, June 27, 2009
You're All Winners! - originalman - Open Salon
You're All Winners! - a take on the expansion of Best Picture nominees
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