Nanny State Update: English theme park bans raised arms

Nanny State Update: English theme park bans raised arms

The idea is to keep body odor under control on days when the mercury rises above a sweltering ... (wait for it) ... 77.

Or, as we like to call it in Texas, winter.

"Our rides are really scary and people tend to sweat more than normal due to the fear and anticipation they experience while queueing up so it can get really pongy. We felt a ban in temperatures of 25C plus would be the best way to ensure our guests have the most enjoyable experience and aren't exposed to any unsavoury armpits."

Thank God they are getting that pongitude under control!

Or is it pongiosity?