Other Crap

"Foremost psychic in New England" claimed rival psychics arranged an attack on her

Which, by the way, she didn't see coming.

Actually, her claim to be the most psychic person in New England is valid, if you think about it. In terms of possessing the most psychic powers, she is actually tied for first. Of course, she is tied with all the other residents of New England - but still, first is first, so there is no false advertising. I am the foremost psychic in Wisconsin, as are all the other residents.

"She said she believed rival psychics in town, who had left her threatening phone messages, were responsible, but she did not know their names."

Hey, why would they leave their names? They were calling a freakin' psychic! As Wisconsin's foremost psychic, I rarely leave my name when calling the slutty hos who dumped me my state's distinguished fellow psychics.