Wednesday, December 16, 2009

save some cocaine for the rest of hollywood, nicole - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Save some cocaine for the rest of hollywood, Nicole


"I'd rather have the doors lock behind me on a 6-month gay pleasure cruise than in a movie theater showing 'Nine.' I wouldn't go see that crap even if the name alluded to the number of blowjobs I would get from Kimberly Phillips if I did. But Nicole Kidman had to go to last nights premiere because she's in that POS, and to make it more exciting she shoved her face into a mountain of cocaine first. HOLY CHRIST, NOW THIS MOVIE IS FUCKIN' AMAZING!"

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