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Late Night Political Jokes Updated

"I am Conan O'Brien, and I am just three days away from the biggest drinking binge in history. We've had so much nice support. Yesterday, you probably saw this. There were rallies for me in cities across the country, including Chicago, which I thought was nice. You can tell things are bad when even Cubs fans feel sorry for you." Conan O'Brien

"Conan says he wants to work for a network that's more trustworthy than NBC. How about Al Jazeera?" David Letterman

"Well, folks, it looks like California's about to legalize marijuana. Yeah, yeah. You thought Governor Schwarzenegger was hard to understand before." Jay Leno

"The Shady Lady brothel in Nevada has a 25-year-old man named Marcus, and he's become the first legal male prostitute in American history. Well, the first one not elected to the United States Senate." Jay Leno

"They said it could rain 20 inches this week, which is more bad news for Jay Leno. He just had all 600 of his cars washed." Jimmy Kimmel