Other Crap

Late Night Political Jokes

"John McCain's wife and her daughter, Meghan, have posed for pictures endorsing gay marriage here in California, although Senator McCain - well, he's still very traditional. He believes marriage should be between an older man and a really hot-looking younger woman." -Jay Leno

"Actually, I saw John McCain today. He and John Edwards were at the same store. They were both buying diapers, but for different reasons." -Jay Leno

"Congratulations to the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. They're going to the Super Bowl. The Saints beat the Vikings. Former President George Bush Sr., he was at the game. His son George W. was invited. But you know him, when it comes to New Orleans, he's always, like, two weeks late." -Jay Leno