Hollywood Eager to Finally Fuck Up ‘Catcher in the Rye’ « Borowitz Report

Hollywood Eager to Finally Fuck Up 'Catcher in the Rye'

"'If we are fortunate enough to acquire the rights to Mr. Salinger's book, we pledge to stay faithful to the spirit of Catcher in the Rye,' said Dougy Binstock, a producer at Columbia Pictures. 'And the best way to do that is by producing it as a rock opera.'"

"Mindy Hammerfur, an executive at Paramount Pictures, said she thought Salinger’s book was 'seriously in need of a reboot.'"