Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

Late Night Political Jokes Updated Daily

"There's a Congressman from Georgia named Paul Broun. He said, I'm not making this up, he said if Obama-care passes, that insurance card in your wallet is gonna be as worthless as the Confederate dollar after the Great War of Yankee Aggression. Is it OK now to call Republicans a bunch of crazy crackers?" –Bill Maher

"New Rule: Stop worrying that crackpots are inserting their dogma into Texas schoolbooks. Sure, replacing Thomas Jefferson with Phyllis Schlafly is troubling, but it's Texas. The last person to even notice Texas had schoolbooks was Lee Harvey Oswald." –Bill Maher

"Tomorrow is the first day of spring. This is the time of year when we're reminded that love is like a Toyota; it can't be stopped."

"There is now a video of John Edwards performing oral sex on Rielle Hunter when she was six months pregnant. Because who doesn't love watching a politician kiss a baby?" –Bill Maher

"Bernard Madoff was assaulted back in November in a prison dispute over money. The authorities are investigating the attack and have narrowed the suspects down to 'everybody.'" –Jay Leno