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"There is good news! BP today finally managed to almost completely stop the flow of information." –Bill Maher

"The only silver lining I can find is that British accents aren't sexy anymore." –Bill Maher

"Here in California, Meg Whitman is going to the governor nominee from the Republican side. She's the former CEO of eBay. She said her eBay experience helped her convince voters to buy a load of crap that they don’t really want." –Bill Maher

"John McCain is in love with Snooki. I think this is so sweet. She has a new best friend, he has his next vice president." –Bill Maher

"A lot of people are upset and wondering why President Obama is willing to sit down with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad but not BP CEO Tony Hayward. I think Obama is afraid — Ahmadinejad only threatened to destroy the world and Hayward is actually doing it." –Jay Leno

"In the U.S., soccer's popularity ranges somewhere between Jon Gosselin and people that give out raisins on Halloween." –Craig Ferguson