Late Night Jokes Updated

Late Night Jokes Updated

"A new poll found that 41 percent of Americans don't know who the Vice President is. In reponse, Joe Biden was like, "All right, at least give me a hint."

"In an interview on MSNBC, Levi Johnston said he has no idea if additional troops will help the war in Afghanistan. Which of course raises the question, who the hell is asking Levi Johnston about strategy for Afghanistan."

"Until last week it said on her online profile that she attended Oxford University, which of course one of the most prestigious colleges on earth. Stephen Hawking teaches at Oxford, Rhodes scholars go there … She didn't go to Oxford, which is a shame, because Oxford's rugby team is called the Fighting Masturbators. That's their nickname because they always choke."

"Top Ten Ways Barack Obama Can Boost His Popularity With Younger Voters"

• 7. Replace Rahm Emanuel with a hunky, brooding vampire
  
• 3. Refer to his abdominal muscles as "The Administration"
  
• 1. Join Team Coco