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"Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, George Bush looks like a professor."

"Christine O'Donnell, I still love her. She does not have a mean bone in her body. Or any other bone in her body."

"She hates masturbation, which is ironic, because she owes her nominations to a bunch of jackoffs."

"Her detractors say she's homeless, jobless, and can't pay her taxes. And her supporters say, 'Finally, someone who represents the average American."

"In Delaware, Tea Party favorite Christine O'Donnell won in a big upset in the primaries. She has an interesting background. Back in the 1990s, she mounted a campaign to stop masturbation. It didn't work."

"She has come out against masturbation. And you thought the war on drugs was unwinnable."

"In her fight against childhood obesity, first lady Michelle Obama is urging communities to make fresh produce more available to young people, even in liquor stores. If your kid is hanging out at the liquor store, obesity is the least of your problems."

"Carl Paladino, New York's Republican candidate for governor, said that Manhattan is home to smug, self-important, pampered, liberal elitists. He sounds just like my butler."