Funny: The latest from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Twitter

The latest from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Twitter

Well, my material bombed at the UN again. This is the last I hire Michael Richards as my head speechwriter.

Of course gays shouldn't be in the military. Their tight pecs, toned gluts, and impeccable fashion sense are a distraction. Or so I'm told.

When I was in the Iranian Navy, we were MEN. We wrestled, did push-ups, gave each other rubdowns with oils; it was no place for sissies.

Ah yes, the United Nations. I haven't heard this much incoherent babbling since Ayatollah drank a Red Bull.

By a show of bloody stumps, who voted in Afghanistan today?

Ayatollah's Book Club has selected a murder mystery for book of the month. Spoiler alert: the Jew did it.