Some politicians are less subtle about ripping you off

All politicians rip you off. Some are less subtle than others.

Imagine your town's mayor going on a public crime spree without a disguise. If you can, you live in San Gabriel.

His Honor's bizarre statement: "As a public official and a former Boy Scout, I hold myself to the highest standard of conduct."

On the other hand, he kept his stealing down to a respectful minimum, so we'd probably be better off with him in the Senate than with any of the people who are in there now.