"Don't you just hate it when folksy old guys retire."

60 Minutes Andy Rooney retiring

No, not so soon! Oh, Andy, we hardly knew ye.

Well, he was lucky enough to retire while his thinking was still so young and fresh. Let's just hope there is another crotchety guy who can complain about things like jammed staplers. I know it seems unlikely, but we can hope, and perhaps pray, for such a man to come along, for our need is great indeed.

I wonder if Wilford Brimley is available.