Lindsay Lohan assaulted a waitress

Lindsay Lohan assaulted a waitress

Well, sorta. She hit the waitress with a thrown drink. That was not intentional, but she was intending to assault a guy nearby!

But here's the best line in the story:

" She then moved her group to another section of the bar, sucker-punching a seemingly innocent bystander as she walked past."

"Tyler" made this comment:

"I think we’re getting really close to another epic meltdown here. Lindsay probably thought she’d be working again by now, and so did I to be honest because producers are idiots like that, but she’s not and she’s broke and now she looks ready to snap. And since the dipshits in LA went ahead gave her her license back, this is bad news for everyone who doesn’t happen to have those unbreakable Wolverine bones."