Nudity report on "Burning Man"

Johnny Moronic's nudity report on "Burning Man"

"Here's a blow by blow description of the sexy scenes from Burning Man, as best that I can recollect:

- Film opens with Tom (Matthew Goode) attempting to masturbate to what looks like an empty bed. He gives up after a while and then we see a woman, apparently named Lesley (although I'm sure this is not mentioned in the film), played by Kate Beahan, sitting up on the bed with her breasts exposed wearing a long curly brunette wig (which will become apparent why she is wearing this later) and offering to suck him off. He declines.

- Miriam (Rachel Griffiths) is getting dressed and we briefly see her breasts exposed as she is putting on her bra. Next we see Miriam in her bra and panties.

- Later, in what looks like what happened before the above Rachel Griffith scene, we see Miriam has sex with Tom with her sitting on top. We see breasts, bum and almost (but not quite) full frontal nudity. The sex scene is interrupted when Tom's son screams at them.

- Tom is at a club where he picks up a woman who is played by Kathryn Beck, and he has sex with her in his Volkswagen Beetle. She has her top open with her bra exposed.

- At the hospital, we get our first glimpse of Sarah (played by Bojana Novakovic). She is dead and naked under covers. Tom pulls up the sheet to peer at her naked body and we see her breasts, almost to full frontal nudity. Later in the film, this scene is continued, but we don't see any more of Sarah as the camera angle is to the side.

- A lengthy montage begins with Sarah wearing bra and panties and taking off her bra to reveal her breasts. Throughout the montage, the scene zips in and out of Sarah with her breasts and occasionally bum exposed, having sex with her on top. Tom becomes obsessed with her breasts (who wouldn't...) and this becomes the focus for part of the montage. This includes a scene where she is visiting the doctor, where he checks her exposed breasts for cancerous lumps, which he finds.

- The montage ends with Tom seeing Lesley, a prostitute, who is sitting atop of Tom with her breasts exposed and wearing a G-string. She is wearing the wig from before, which we now know is to make her look like Sarah. Lesley bounces on top of Tom, but they are not having sex as Tom doesn't seem to be interested.

- We see Lisa (played by Marta Dusseldorp) having sex being taken from behind by Tom. She is wearing a tennis dress and we see plenty of cleavage. She is admiring the marble top on the cabinet during sex. After the sex ends, she moves away, taking off her already slightly down panties.

- Lying in a bed, Tom is admiring a naked Sarah, first her bum which we see from the top down. Eventually, we see Sarah's breasts.

- In another montage, we see Sarah lying on her back with her breasts exposed which looks slightly out of focus. Later, we see Sarah about to give birth to her son and we see her bum with her dress pulled up. Then we see various down blouses in the dress as she is trying to give birth.

- Finally, we see more of the first scene of the film. Lesley is in a sexy nurses uniform and suggests that Tom is going to masturbate on her. Lesley pulls down the zip on the uniform, revealing her breasts, saying that she'd rather want him to cum on her tits and not get the uniform dirty. The scene goes back to the opening scene, this time more of Lesley is scene with her breasts exposed. Later, as he is about to leave her house, he steps on a toy lobster (which reminds him of something between him and Sarah). We see Lesley now with the sexy nurses uniform back on as she talks about her child.

So, while there are not the levels of nudity as in Sleeping Beauty, there is plenty of nudity nonetheless and from 3 actresses.

Burning Man has 5 nude scenes (including a lengthy montage with two different nude scenes) from Bojana Novakovic, 3 nude scenes (2 of which make one long scene) from Kate Beahan and 2 nude scenes from Rachel Griffiths.

The big surprise is that Kate Beahan (overseas audiences might know her from The Wicker Man remake or the Jodie Foster Hitchkockean thriller Flightplan) is naked for the first time on film/TV. Wow, didn't expect that.