Spooky apparition update: Jesus or Bonzo?

Jesus spotted on the cliffs of Ireland

As you know, I am the official scorer for alleged Jesus sightings. I'm scoring this one for Ronald Reagan's famous co-star, Bonzo. (Or it could be J. Fred Muggs. Call me a speciesist if you will, but chimps look pretty much alike to me.)

So far this year, among 13 alleged Jesus sightings, I've only scored 2 of the spooky apparitions for the Nazarene, which places the King of Kings in third place behind Russell Brand (3) and Weird Al Yankowic (4). In fourth place, tied with one appearance each: Bonzo, Brian Cox, Jimmy Caan (!!) and last year's winner, Charles Manson.