Saturday, December 31, 2011

Confirmed: Barack Obama traveled to Mars

Confirmed: Barack Obama traveled to Mars

Traveled? I'm thinkin' he was born there.

I was wondering where his accent came from. It's not quite American, but not African or European or Asian or Aussie. Now I know. It's Martian.

Here's a real dilemma for the Teabaggers. If he was born on Mars, he would be ineligible for the Presidency if Mars is outside the USA, but I assume that the teabaggers think that all of outer space belongs to America, and that our colonies there are just US military bases, thus giving Obama the same citizenship status as John McCain, who was born in the Panama Canal Zone.

Oh, what to do when your paranoid delusions come into conflict?

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