Face of Jesus miraculously appears on a freshly-washed sock

Face of Jesus miraculously appears on a sock

It looks nothing like any traditional concept of Jesus. I'm assigning this one to Satan, because the head seems to have horns and a goatee.

That will probably be the last alleged Jesus appearance for the year, so let's look at the scoreboard. Among 15 alleged Jesus sightings in 2011, I scored only 2 of the spooky apparitions for the Nazarene, which places the King of Kings in third place behind Russell Brand (3) and Weird Al Yankowic (4). In fourth place, tied with one appearance each: Bonzo the chimp, Brian Cox, Jimmy Caan, Wilford Brimley, Satan, and last year's winner, Charles Manson.