Queen Victoria's 'sexy portrait' and other treasures to be explored in radio series on the amazing Royal Collection | Mail Online

Queen Victoria's "sexy portrait"

Woo hoo!!

I guess I won't be posting for a couple of hours. I have to run to the store for some lotion, and then God knows how many times I may have to masturbate.

All kidding aside, she is ... well, unlike most images of Victoria, she does look like she belongs to our species.

If you use your imagination.