Chavez Sees First Austin Powers Movie, Decides to Hold US Ransom for $1 Million

Chavez Sees First Austin Powers Movie, Decides to Hold US Ransom for $1 Million

"When pressured as to why he was asking for such an insignificant amount of money, Chavez replied, 'Mitt Romney bet me 10 grand that I wouldn’t do it, so I said, ’10 grand…Romney, you’re such a little bitch, how about a million?’ …and here we are.”