Producers Guild nominees

Producers Guild nominees

Not sure of the purpose of these, other than to fellate Steven Spielberg.

Reminds me of my favorite "my dick is so big" joke:

"My dick is so big it doesn't take Spielberg's calls."

Obviously the members of the Producers Guild are not hung quite that well.

Best Picture:

The Artist
Bridesmaids
The Descendants
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
The Help
Hugo
The Ides of March
Midnight in Paris
Moneyball
War Horse

Best Animated Film:

The Adventures of Tintin
Cars 2
Kung Fu Panda 2
Puss in Boots
Rango

TV Comedy:

30 Rock
The Big Bang Theory
Glee
Modern Family
Parks and Recreation

TV Drama:

Boardwalk Empire
Dexter
Game of Thrones
The Good Wife
Mad Men