Charlie Sheen Has An Interest In Farrah Abraham

"Charlie Sheen Has An Interest In Farrah Abraham"

... pretty much the same "interest" he would have in any reasonably attractive 22-year-old woman who likes to take it in the pooper on film.

Indeed, pretty much the same interest I would have in the same.

The fact of the matter is that Farrah told TMZ that she and Charlie had exchanged text messages, whereupon Charlie lost that alleged "interest." He sent her back a hostile communication that was pure rarified Charlie:: "Hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua, I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. Congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on your recent attempt at porn. Your daughter must be so proud. Please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. The world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. Oh, and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow."