Chinese media sources say smog is a good thing

Chinese media sources say smog is a good thing

A Time magazine translator indicated the following CCTV rationalizations for smog:

1. It unifies the Chinese people.
2. It makes China more equal.
3. It raises citizen awareness of the cost of China’s economic development.
4. It makes people funnier.
5. It makes people more knowledgeable (of things like meteorology and the English word haze).

I'm pretty sure that if you change the words "China" and "Chinese" to some form of "Jewish," and make some very minor edits, you can cite the "benefits" of National Socialism.

Also, they missed some other key benefits:

6. Helps control runaway population growth.

7. Reduces the potential future liability for pensions for the elderly.

8. Allows you to look directly at the sun during a solar eclipse.