"Jordan Haskins is not going quietly into the night. After some soul-searching, the Saginaw native busted multiple times for breaking into government vehicles and masturbating inside them is re-entering the race to fill a state House seat."
I just hope they have some heavy-duty seat covers on that particular seat, like the ones my mom used to place on the "company" furniture.
Or maybe one of those "sanitized for your protection" thingies.
Monday, August 11, 2014
Masturbating Spark Plug Guy Is Giving Politics One More Try
Masturbating Spark Plug Guy Is Giving Politics One More Try
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