"Texas Court Affirms Creeps' Right to Take Upskirt Photos"

"Texas Court Affirms Creeps' Right to Take Upskirt Photos"

In an 8-1 decision!

Over the centuries, our great civilization has gradually recognized the rights of men of all races, of woman, and of children. Finally, at long last and eons overdue, we have recognized the right to be creepy (at least in Texas). I see a time when our children and their children will not only recognize that right, but will celebrate it. I can see a sun-warmed day when a Nobel Prize is awarded for creepiness, and the following evening when that award will proudly adorn the mantelpieces of Donald Trump, or Perez Hilton, or the TMZ offices. And on that golden day, we will finally have achieved Faulkner's eloquent prediction that mankind would not merely endure, but prevail.