Mortdecai - as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

Mortdecai - as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

"Mortdecai is strangely unfunny, uninteresting, unlikeable, empty and worthless. Maybe if you were on a first date with a girl with big tits and she picked Mortdecai, and she was deaf and blind so she thought she liked it, then you would say you enjoyed it too. But they'd have to be really big tits."