What’s in a name? Fuck proud of his

"What’s in a name? Fuck proud of his."

"For Medicine Hat College Rattlers men’s basketball forward Guilherme Carbagiale Fuck, the answer is simple: pride. 'It doesn’t mean what people think it means,' said Fuck. 'In German it means fox.'"

Bullshit.

The German word for fox is "fuchs," a surname shared by many people.

On the other hand, not many are named "Fuck." One notable exception is Doctor Fuck, a professor of geology who, like the basketball player, hails from Brazil.

By the way, I think the Portuguese Guilherme is equivalent to William, so the cager is "Billy Fuck." I don't know whether Doctor Fuck and Billy Fuck are related, or whether they are just many of the proud Fucks in Brazil. And to be honest, I don't give a ... er ... hoot.