Bridget Phetasy: 'Why I Do Give Blowjobs'

Bridget Phetasy: 'Why I Do Give Blowjobs'

This woman's attitude doesn't surprise me. I had one long-term girlfriend whose favorite way to climax was to masturbate while giving a blowjob. She probably achieved 75% of her orgasms this way, and she referred to herself as the Babe Ruth of blowjobs. When you come to think about it, that makes her just about the perfect sex partner, because she didn't mind anything else I wanted to do, but she wanted to finish by tickling the taco while swallowing the shillelagh. Pretty damned easy for me. Sometimes I even had sex while I was sleeping, because the only participation required from me was a hard-on, which apparently is no problem for most sleeping men, as she pointed out to me.

As I'm sure you know, however, she was a highly unusual woman. I've certainly never run into another like her, and I've known others who wouldn't let a cock come near their mouths at all. So I believe the stories written by the women who love blowjobs as well as those who despise them. Variety is a hallmark of our species, as well as one of our greatest blessings.

The sad part of the story is that I really didn't have anything in common with the Babe Ruth of blowjobs, and we had almost nothing to talk about, so it was me that broke it off, even though my time with her was and will undoubtedly always remain the best sex of my life. She not only scored with quality, but with quantity as well. After more than a year, we were still after it like honeymooners, and in all sorts of ways. Despite the great sex I gave up, I never missed her a bit, and never thought about her except when it came time to tell stories about some of her antics. (I've only scratched the surface in this post.) Why couldn't the women I actually liked be into sex like that? Having such a strong connection with her in one way and no other connection of any kind is strange. And more than a little sad, now that I consider it.