Arverngers: The Age of Deltron 3030 - as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

Arverngers: The Age of Deltron 3030 - as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

"The Arverngers is just blowing shit up while trying to stop this new enemy and his fleet of super-robots made from some wonder metal. Thousands of robots destroyed. An entire city ripped from the ground, a light rail runs off its rails and through a city, hundreds of buildings collapse. Yet, no civilians die. Why? Because that is the fartfucks in Hollywood's idea of how being more responsible and mindful of violence. Still blow up just as much shit, but throw in a scene of a cat being saved.

Arverngers: Age of Deltron 3030 is bombast for bombast's sake. I'm sure it ticks off all the important boxes on the fanboys' lists, such as the tiresome Stan Lee cameo (Who the fuck likes this shit besides Stan Lee?). More than even most comic book movies, this thing is a cold and calculated machine that can only approximate how humans actually interact. An approximation is good enough for the emotionally-stunted mind of the middle-aged loner with eleven bucks, though, because it's as close as he'll ever get."