Friday, July 24, 2015

Cowboys Running Back Guilty In Cologne Heist

Cowboys Running Back Guilty In Cologne Heist

In case you're wondering, he didn't parachute into Germany to rob the diamond exchange of Cologne. It's much more prosaic. He stole a sampler bottle of Cologne from Dillards, which is even dumber than it sounds, because you could spray the entire fookin' bottle on yourself in the store and nobody would say a thing, so you're really not even stealing the perfume, but only the glass bottle.

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