In case you're wondering, he didn't parachute into Germany to rob the diamond exchange of Cologne. It's much more prosaic. He stole a sampler bottle of Cologne from Dillards, which is even dumber than it sounds, because you could spray the entire fookin' bottle on yourself in the store and nobody would say a thing, so you're really not even stealing the perfume, but only the glass bottle.
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