Merry Christmas, Natasha. I just hope she has a big-ass stocking.
It's not as weird as you're thinking. In a Siberian winter, you WANT coal in your stocking. When Russian Santa wants to fuck you over, he keeps the coal for himself and gives you candy canes, because they won't keep you from freezing to death.
Best sentence: "Local authorities brought a truck to Salnikova's coal shed and gave her a framed 'coal certificate' for losing weight."
Yes - the highly coveted coal certificate! Well, maybe the frame is made of wood. At least she can burn it for heat when the coal runs out.
Thursday, December 24, 2015
Woman in Siberia rewarded with truck full of coal
Woman in Siberia rewarded with truck full of coal
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