N.H. lawmakers think nipples are bad for tourism

N.H. lawmakers think nipples are bad for tourism

Kinda depends whose nipples they are. If Jessica Alba is running around a God-forsaken wasteland topless, I might even consider a visit.

Although maybe not New Hampshire. That's just asking too much. Greenland or Siberia or ISIS - possibly. Maybe even New Jersey. But New Hampshire will take more than just breasts. Alba will have to take it all off.

In fact, that's what New Hampshire should do to boost tourism - Alba has a big company, so they should give her free land and tax-free status as long as she agrees to be publicly naked in New Hampshire every second Saturday.

Then they should not only allow topless women but make it mandatory for those same Saturdays. Think of the great slogan for the license plate. "Live Free or Die," my ass. Just cross out "Live" and replace it with "Tits."