Rumor: Heidi Cruz Is So Repulsed by Iowans She Has to Shower Multiple Times a Day
Rumor: Heidi Cruz Is So Repulsed by Iowans She Has to Shower Multiple Times a Day
Gawker reports this as if it were either a bad thing, or an unwise thing. Obviously, the author of that piece has never been to Iowa.
“Heidi has repeatedly been complaining about how disgusting the voters and whole scene in Iowa is. She says everyone smokes cigarettes, eats horribly, and wants to hug and touch her all the time. She said that she has to go back to the hotel and take a shower multiple times a day due to this environment.”
I, for one, am tired of all these classy first ladies and their altruistic causes. I would like to see our first lady be one of those cartoonishly bitchy sorority girls from a late-70s-early-80s movie. Heidi is perfect. She has the right first name; she dresses in Pink; and she looks like Mandy Pepperidge.
Right off the top of my head, having lived next door to Iowa (Nebraska), I can tell you that Iowans tend to be a little touchy about stuff like this. I would say, if this article got out before the caucuses started that little ol' Heidi has just crash landed her husband's campaign as far as Iowa is concerned!
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