American man claims he’s the rightful king of England
"Takes out ad in the London Times to announce he intends to fly over and seize power"
I know the guy must be wrong, because the Lord has told me that I am the only remaining human who possesses the divine right of kings. If only He would tell me which country I was born to rule. He really does work in mysterious ways.
On the other hand, maybe the Lord tricked me, because if you take one look at this guy, you can tell he was born to rule. That regal bearing! That aristocratic wardrobe!
I think he misread "Kingdom of Wales" as "Kingdom of Whales".
ReplyDeleteIs his name Ralph? Is he from Vegas?
ReplyDeleteThe hats, though! THE HATS!
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