Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Madonna also preceded the age of pubic grooming

Like Debbie Harry (below) Madonna also preceded the age of pubic grooming

Although that makes sense, since she probably also preceded razors and scissors.

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The joke that Cliff Claven wrote to the Tonight Show With Johnny Carson:

"Today is Doc Severinsen's birthday. You know, Doc is so old, when he was a kid "he never blew out candles on his birthday cake. They didn't have fire yet."

Johnny Carson's reaction after telling the joke:

"Ooh, stay where you are. Fortunately, folks, in a situation like this, the, uh, the band has instructions to come over and form a human barrier in front of a star. How did that line get on the cue cards anyway? I should have done that joke with one of those big blue dots covering my face. Who wrote that joke anyway? "

Claven: I wrote that joke and it was great. The problem wasn't the joke, the problem was you. You botched it. You botched my joke, Johnny Carson!

Personally, I think it's a pretty clever joke.

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