Other Crap

A northern New York man is accused of exposing himself repeatedly to the Amish. And then, when he's alone in his room, you hear the churnin' in there, but you don't see no butter. "Authorities say Thomas likely targeted the Amish because they don't have telephones and couldn't immediately report the incidents." Hey, that was some good thinkin'! Don't let anyone in Hollywood read that sentence, or we'll have two dozen Amish-related crime thrillers next year.