Other Crap

French lawyer to defend Saddam. He is now working with Johnny Cochran to figure out which English words rhyme - "If he ain't zo filty, zee vairdict eez no guilty". Seriously, you have to wonder what plan of defense he has. "Oh, sure some people in authority gassed and tortured and killed a few million of Saddam's people, but he didn't do it personally, and the people who did do it were disobeying Saddam's specific orders to treat everyone with gentility and respect."