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Mr. Cranky Rates: Kill Bill -- Vol. 2

• "paced slower than C-Span on Sunday"
• "Given Tarantino's worship of Uma Thurman, the entire foray may be the most overblown attempt to get into a woman's pants since the invasion of Troy."
• "the characters drawl more inane, slow dialogue than bums spending the night in a detox cell."