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French declare Michael Moore winner of the Tour de France. The stunning victory for Mr. Moore in the world’s most famous bicycle race was particularly surprising because Mr. Moore is not known to have ever owned or even climbed upon a bicycle in his entire life. But what made the win truly controversial was the fact that the Tour de France was not scheduled to begin until next month. “In recognition of Mr. Moore’s contributions to the world of cinema and to the world in general, we felt it was only fair to give him a month’s head start”